So Ya Wanna Meet ZiggyStardust

Y:
Yashi: YOURE GONNA BE A PEROXIDE BLONDE IN APPROXIMATELY 10 YEARS!
Anna: AND YOUR CLOTHES WILL LOOK LIKE OLD MAN'S CLOTHES!
Ziggy: ........whauho

A:
Anna: BUT, you get to marry a supermodel!!
Yashi: SSHH! DONT TELL HIM THAt! WE CAN CONVINCE HIM TO TAKE   TIME       SHARES IN US!

Y:
ziggy: but im already-
Anna: OH BABY JUST YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Yashi: oh yah, and YOULL ALSO DATE AN ASIAN SUPERMODEL!
Anna: THAT ROLLS AROUND ON THE BEACH WITH YOU IN A MUSIC VIDEO-
Yashi: AND DOES NAUGHTY STUFF WITH YOU!
Anna: ..........AS A PEROXIDE BLONDE
Ziggy: ooh i like the sound of that
Anna&Yashi: ..........(ugh)

A:
Anna: people will question your sanity
Yashi: and your area-
Ziggy:-MY WHAT!?
Anna: oh don't pretend you dont know. *giggle*
Yashi: THEY WILL MAKE CHURCHES!
Anna: AND COMMANDMENTS!!
Ziggy: O_O

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Yashi: AND YOULL HAVE TO EXECUTE 10 HAIL BOWIES SHOULD YOU BREAK THE LAW OF AREAOLOGY!
Anna: USUALLY IN COMMANDO STYLE!
Yashi: oh and we cant forget...YOUR PRETTYPRETTY ALIEN ASS WILL BE SHOWN ON THE BIG SCREEN IN 2 YEARS!
Anna: trust me you'll wanna be prepared for old woman-like skin-
Yashi: AND NUDITY-
Anna: AND AREA EXPOSHAR!
Ziggy: um-
Anna&Yashi: DONT QUESTION THE POWER OF THE AREA!

A:
Anna&Yashi: *cross themselves
Ziggy: K. *tries to run away
Anna: YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE POWER OF TEH AREA!
Yashi: yeah, specially you.
Ziggy: *twitches*
Anna: NOW WHATEVER YOU DO, A SEX CHANGE IS NOT THE WAY TO GO!
Yashi: Go and get therapy or something
Ziggy: but i dont need-
Anna: SHUSH!
Yashi: Now hurry up and dump angie

Y:
Yashi: angie is ebil
Anna: youre gonna separate from her inn...5 years, and then divorce her in 7
Yashi: coz really she's a whore-
Anna: NO SHE'S NOT
Yashi: OH YES SHE IS
Ziggy: technically we have an open relationship-
Yashi: WHICH IS NOT GOOD
Anna: because she'll write a book about all this
Yashi: and be bitter towards you
Anna: FOR A VERYVERY LONG TIME!
Yashi: *cue Jaws music

A:
Anna: HAAAAAAAI, you know what slash is?
Yashi: shuddup anna, theres no such thing
Anna: WHAAAA? OF COURSE-
Yashi: Look around you. What decade are we in??
Anna: Oh yehz. But you can't srsly  be telling me that people had no sex drive 30 yrs ago?
Ziggy- oh blieve me, they do drool
Anna- didn't ask you
Yashi: WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARE HERE???!?!!
Anna: To sabotage Jeffree Star's birth?
Yashi: *smacks head*

Y:
Anna: WE'RE HERE to....umm...i dont know?
Yashi: .......speaking of which, neither do ireek havoc?
Anna: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!
Yashi: QUICK GET THE ROPES!
Ziggy: ropes?
Anna: yep(jd)
Yashi: we're going to play a little game, mr stardust:
Anna: I WANNA GO FIRST
Yashi: FINE
Ziggy: um-
Yashi: SHUT IT
Anna: or we'll eat your makeup
Ziggy: eat?
me: DATS RIGHT SISTAH

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Ziggy: who you be callin sistah, sistah!?!?!!
Anna: HAI YASHI, YOU SPELT WREAK WRONG!!!
Yashi: TEH HEEELL?? IM SPEAAKING!
Anna: *swings lassoo
Ziggy: what's a lassoo?
Yashi: all the better to lasso you with, my dear
Ziggy: I'll call angie!
Yashi: *shrinks back
Anna: I'LL TAKE HER ONN!!
Yashi: I'LL HELP! but.....*twitches*
Ziggy: haii, about my makeup-
Anna: yeeeees?
Ziggy: about my makeup.. well.. DO YA THINK IS PWEETY? Did it mahself! (pr)
Yashi: TIS NO TIME TO COMPARE MAKEUP!

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Anna: its time to LASSOOOOO *lassoos ziggy
ziggy: uhoeep
Yashi: EEHEHEHEHEE-
*angie walks in
Anna: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yashi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
ziggy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh hai honey(ee)
Angie: WHATS GOING ON HERE
Anna: um *puts lassoo down
Yashi: nothingmuch^.^;

A:
angie: DDAHLLING, do ya want me to get tese BITCHEES?
ziggy: I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DOING IT MYSELF!
angie: are you sure you wont BREAK A NAILL!?!?
Yashi&anna: *exchange looks.*
Anna: *sucks teeth*
Yashi: I KNEW IT! HAHA ZIGGY, TOLD YA SO!
Angie: whas all this?
Ziggy: um.. *whistles*... theytoldmeyouwereawhoreandweweregonnabreakupandhavesexwithlotsapeopleandyouweregonnawriteabookandSOMETHINGABOUTTENCOMMANDMENTS!!
Anna: ok, we've officially changed history.
Yashi: wha you mean? she was a slut anyway
Y:
Anna: I MEEEEEEEEAAAN angie's not gonna write the book now!
Yashi: *snorts* better she doesnt, anyway
Ziggy: DAHHHHLING, you werent really going to expose everything, were you?
Angie: course not!
Anna: OBJECTION! *points finger at angie*
Yashi: AHEM *pulls out small book of areaology and reads paragraph* those that blaspheme against ziggy's god-like godliness shall hereby be declared...A BLASPHEMER!
Angie: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(grr)
ziggy: i had nothing to do with this i swearuho
Yashi: LIARRRR!
Anna: technically you reinforced it!
Yashi: LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER
ziggy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Anna: ....and why was that necessary?
Yashi: i just felt the moment called for it
Anna: *smacks yashi with her book

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angie: TIS RIDICULOUS!
Anna: YOU'RE RIDICULOUS!
Yashi: IM RIDICULOUS! >.<
ziggy: you know what we need?
angie: BOY GEORGE!
Anna: WHO?
Yashi: Dunno.
ziggy: angie, baby, i see their point. you have no idea what is going on. you may as well just go.
angie: AND LEAVE THOSE 2 TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU?!?!
Yashi: well done angie. you're not as dumb as i thought you were *claps*
angie: you evil little coniving-also kinda hot- betches!
Yashi: O_O teh WHAT!?!?
angie: Im a two-spirit
Anna: YOU'RE A TARD!
angie: like you would know
Anna: ...........BISH!
angie: told you!
Anna: just cos im not a slut
ziggy: ok girls this is getting a bit out-
Anna & angie: SHUDDUP!
Yashi & ziggy: *exchange glances*
Yashi: we'll leave them to it
ziggy: its a plan
Anna: NOOO! DONT LEAVE ME HERE!
angie: *suggestive wink*
Anna: SAAAVEE MEEEE!

Y:
*meanwhile...
Yashi: WOW they wuz annoyingz
ziggy: youre tellin' me
Yashi: ...oh....oh no...IM ALONE IN A ROOM WITH AN ALIEN SEX GOD ANNA HELP MEHHHHH
ziggy: you just noticed?
Yashi: well yes;|maybe...maybe i DID uho
ziggy: *approaches* and since theyre bantering out there and cant hear a word-
Yashi: OH NNONONONO MISTER DONT YOU GET ANY IDEAS
ziggy: ideas? what, pray tell, do you speak of?

Yashi: LIKE YOU DONT KNOW- ANNNA HAAAALLPP! *runs to door
ziggy: *gets closer* oh come on, i dont!
Yashi: umumumumum;|um LOOK, LOOK OVER THERE! ITS MICK JAGGER NAKED!
ziggy: where?! *turns around
Yashi: *runs out the door